One of my favorite hobbies on the weekends is to go bargain shopping slash rummaging through aisles of clothes at Goodwill. I will spend hours just walking and leafing – in search of those perfect, classic pieces that look brand new.
Agenda:
Find basic, classy Professional Career Business Womany type pieces (the glee in which I typed that phrase was incendiary).
Shopping List:
* Pencil skirts (basic colors)
* Solid blouses (I feel so matronly saying ‘blouse’, yet ‘tops’ just sounds silly, ‘camisoles’ makes me think of underoos… so will someone please educate me on the proper term for a ‘shell’ type top?)
* Classic heels that cover the tattoo ON THE TOP OF MY FOOT idiotically obtained during Drunk Phase.
After all, I have an obligation to dress the part of Professional Career Business Woman. Because from now on it’s deadlines, coffee, briefcases, and business suits.
But as I was thumbing through the many hideous clothes you will inevitably stumble upon like the floral printy 90′s stretch pants when Goodwill Hunting, I froze dead in my tracks when I laid eyes on this little mod number.
Goodwill Hunting
“That is adorable,” The Cashier wrinkled her nose angrily at me.
“I kind of want to change into it when I get into my car,” I grinned like an idiot. “Even though the next place I’m going is home.”
If you think it’s ugly? TOTALLY don’t tell me because I have already drawn up the papers to adopt it as a new member of our family:
1. The Mister
2. Me
3. Ginobili, our wee bebeh hedgehog
4. 42″ HDTV
5. Mod Dress
