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		<title>Never Stick Your Finger in Your Eye Whilst Driving.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m on the treacherous drive home, amidst the cavalcade o&#8217; vehicles that oft litter the Austin highway known as 360. My guilty pleasure Erasure is blaring, and I&#8217;m feeling a bit jazzed that&#8217;s it&#8217;s Friday. Methinks to meself, &#8220;Aye &#8217;tis a jolly wee day for me to go do a little shopping.&#8221; I resolve [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://marialindemann.com/blog/?p=500</link>
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		<title>That Can&#8217;t Even Be Something That&#8217;s Real.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You might as well come right out and ask for the rights to my first born. Copyright &#169; 2008 This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://marialindemann.com/blog/?p=478</link>
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		<title>Scariest Ad Evs.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sos I was thumbing through my Health mag this evening when I came across this puzzling ad. Not only was I slightly horrified at the Amazonian length of this woman&#8217;s arms, but was intrigued by the fact that she is even a real person and not a Photoshopped variation of Queen of Lifetime Television for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://marialindemann.com/blog/?p=457</link>
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		<title>Kevin Bacon Hates My Tube Socks.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So when I was, like, 8 years old I had these daydreams that when I became a Lady Woman Lady I&#8217;d be sitting on my window seat on a rainy day in an oversized cozy t-shirt and giant cozy white socks*. *[ Cue Random Tangent. ] So speaking of tube socks? Apparently they are totes [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://marialindemann.com/blog/?p=432</link>
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		<title>Ugly Bag for Your Soul.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was perusing for a bruising tonight on The eBays when I came upon this midnight clear: Seriously?! I don&#8217;t care who you are. Or how too cool for school you and your handbag may be. That price is ree-dih-kew-lee. Even J. Cu shares my disgust. Copyright &#169; 2008 This feed is for personal, non-commercial [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://marialindemann.com/blog/?p=405</link>
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		<title>Marriage is Happiness.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Copyright &#169; 2008 This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. (Digital Fingerprint: )]]></description>
		<link>http://marialindemann.com/blog/?p=401</link>
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		<title>Spelling Fail.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Total spelling fail. Copyright &#169; 2008 This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. The use of this feed on other websites breaches copyright. If this content is not in your news reader, it makes the page you are viewing an infringement of the copyright. (Digital Fingerprint: )]]></description>
		<link>http://marialindemann.com/blog/?p=393</link>
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		<title>Murder By Footwear.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ya see those there shoes on ya left? At the time of purchase, I was of the unawares that they are The Most Painful Shoes in Existence. I made the hideous and awful mistake of going grocery shopping in them. I swore that day on my Bible, before God and man, that I would never [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://marialindemann.com/blog/?p=334</link>
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		<title>I Love My Job. And Pancakes.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I keep waiting for Ashton Kutcher to appear and guffaw, &#8220;Jus&#8217; keeeeeddings! You&#8217;ze not hiredz! You&#8217;ze firedz!&#8221; Though that&#8217;s not what Mr. Demi Moore sounds like really, is it? Forget I mentioned that slightly dated pop culture reference because I am no longer in the loop of Cool Things, and I have absolutely no shame [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://marialindemann.com/blog/?p=337</link>
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		<title>First Days Are Awkward.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On the outside? Calm. Composed. Demure. I am Jackie O. Totally Gwynnie P. BUT (!) On the inside? If you can&#8217;t even turn ON the computer without the password within the training manual you fully intended to bring with you on The First Day but totally forgot to because you were so excited that you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://marialindemann.com/blog/?p=319</link>
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