Scaries. Sos I was thumbing through my Health mag this evening when I came across this puzzling ad.

Not only was I slightly horrified at the Amazonian length of this woman’s arms, but was intrigued by the fact that she is even a real person and not a Photoshopped variation of Queen of Lifetime Television for Women, Meredith Baxter Birney (see below).

Let’s just say I wouldn’t want to battle it out with this lad-ay to the left in a strangling contest.